

Would the world be a better place without him? Yep. Yeah, he's really offensive, like the show is sometimes, but he's so funny when he is, the offensiveness isn't met with defensiveness, it's met with laughs. Cartman, more than anyone else, represents the best and the worst that South Park is. But there aren't enough to describe how funny the character is either. There aren't enough words in the English language to describe just how terrible of a person he is. He's a disgusting bully that too often gets away with his terrible behavior and the world loves to hate him for it. No one likes him, yet he's in the middle of everything. And because of all of that, Cartman the best character on South Park. I am not gonna be bossed around by a chick! Maybe I'll just use my Wild Wild West techniques and get proof that Shelly had a boyfriend over.He's fat. That does it! I'm calling my mom right now, and bustin' your ass! Ĭome on, babe. I told you: I'm a very immature 22-year old. It's just kind of strange to me that you're 22 and all.īut I'm still in high school. Shelly and Skyler finish itĬome on, babe. Now he wants to be alone, so he kindly asks the female to leave. Quickly and suddenly, the male is finished. The male lion is enticed by the female's supple breasts and firm backside.

The female lion relaxes her body and says "hello" to Mr. The male lion positions himself behind the female and prepares to insert his lionhood. Here in the more arid regions of Africa, the gold-coat lions are in the throes of mating season. You're a turd! You're the Turdman of Alcatraz!ĭude, when my mom finds out that my babysitters have their boyfriends over, she mostly gets really mad, mostly. I'm the guy who's gonna put a boot up your ass if you don't tell me where Shelly is! Go answer the door while I make sure I don't have food in my braces. Well, I'm watching Friends, turd! That's my boyfriend.
#CARTMAN GOD DAMMIT MOVIE#
I'm gonna get her, Kitty! Mark my words!! SHUT THE HELL UP, KITTY!! Īnd now, back to the movie of the week, Aliens. But when you've seen one turd, you've seen them all.stupid turd! The one night. So I said, "you're a little turd!" and he w. Aha! I'm gonna call mom and tell her that the babysitter is having her boyfriend come over! Then we'll see who's the turd! God dammit! Shut up, Kitty! Any problems, contact Eric's Mommy at 303. This is bullcrap! I can't reach the freezer! My boyfriend is coming over, so you go to the kitchen, and you make us that pizza before I snap you in half like the little turd-stick you are! You can't hit me! Didn't you see those nanny videos on TV? You're a stinky dried-up stupid turd! Got it?! I don't know how you treat your other babysitters, but when I'm babysitting, you're nothing but a little turd. Well, go put that pizza in the oven, bitch! I'm hungry! Ow!Īlright, turd, listen up! Now that your mom is gone, I'm in charge. You do what the babysitter tells you, okay?Ĭome give Mommy Eskimo kisses! What the hell is wrong with you?! Stop it, Kitty!
#CARTMAN GOD DAMMIT TV#
Cartman is on the sofa watching TV now, and Kitty is near him She's just being loud because she's in heat. And if he gets cranky, just play tummy-rub-rubs with him, and make sure he wipes good after he makes bears.

If his little woogums get cold, you can turn up the heat over here. The number where I'll be is on the refrigerator. I charge $5 for the first hour, 5% bumps every hour after that up to six hours, which enters into golden time. Thank you so much for babysitting little Eric, Shelly.Īll those other babysitters won't come back. So I was gonna use a variation on this color scheme to redo goblinbox’s theme for fall. In which it’s all just SUCH a pain in the ASS. Wicky wicky wick, wicky wicky wick, Fresh cartman.voiceGOD DAMMIT/cartman.voice October 6th, 2006 Posted by Mush in Blurbs. Well, I'm a badass cowboy living in a cowboy's But mmmooom, I'm playing Wild Wild West.īut mom, me and Artemus Clyde Frog still have to do our love scene with Salma Ha-yek.Ĭome down as soon as you're done. Uhyo wicky wicky scratch, Uh wicky wicky scratch. Look out, Artemus Clyde Frog! It's a giant metal spider! Bang! Bangbang! Yoyoyo, jiggity jiggy with it! Bang bang bang! We saved the day! The Wild Wild West, The Wild Wild Wild West. Yes, but I need to get out of here and eat some tacos and burritos. If we save her, I am going to take off her pants and play Slip'N'Slide! I will! James West, cowboy and rap star! Quick, Artemus Clyde Frog! We've got to save Salma Hayek! Heheheheh! Now I will kill the President and Salma Hayek! Cartman plays off-camera while his plush lizard, Rumpertumskin, sits on the bed. The official script for " Cat Orgy" was released by South Park Studios.
